SomePeopleThink this is how the 2012 NFL Draft will turn out…

Some People Think I am a huge dork. I figure I should post this online if I am going to be non stop tweeting about it all night. I love the draft. Love it more than christmas. Below I have posted my mock draft – albeit in pretty sloppy fashion with very little analysis. Why? Because who the heck cares what I think. Here are some points I would like to establish beforehand

  • I know this draft will involve more trading this year, because there seems to more differentiation about player rankings than in years past.
  • That means my mock draft becomes pretty ugly pretty quickly
  • My draft contains spelling errors, poor formatting, and a general lack of aesthetic effort. I am fully aware. It becomes irrelevant in 3 hours. Relax.
  • Here’s how I rate my effectiveness of my mock:
  1.  5 points for correct player to correct team  in correct spot
  2. 3 point for correct player to correct team
  3. 2 points for correct player in correct spot
  4. 1 point for correct position to correct team in correct spot
  • simple right?
  • I try to do what I solely think will happen, but that vanishes pretty quickly as my wishful hinting gets closer as the drafts impends (i.e. matt khalil sliding to the bills)
  • The Jaguars will trade out of spot #7
  • Luke Keuchly will is the best front 7 guy to come out of this draft
  • Chandler Jones is my favorite defensive prospect, his bother is Bones Jones the MMA star, and I personally witnessed his other brother, Art Jones, break comes face (no really, his face) in two punches. I am a big believer in genes
  • Ryan Tannehill has bust written all over him which is why I think he’s perfect for the Dolphins
  • RG3 is my favorite prospect to come out of the draft in about a decade. Im ecstatic i get to see him play in DC this year. I have been on his bandwagon for about a year, year, I have the evidence. just ask.
  • Please refrain from name calling about how miserable my mock is, I know, I’m not very good at this. Please defer to SPT’s NFL insider Fred Horsman. 
  • Happy 2012 Nfl Draft. Please tweet at me @thegreatmikesby for insight.. it will make me feel cool for a minute
Freds Mock Draft Mike’s Mock Draft
team player position school player position school
1 ind andrew luck qb stanford ind andrew luck qb stanford
2 was Robert Griffin qb Baylor was Robert Griffin qb Baylor
3 min Matt Kalil ot usc min morris claiborne cb lsu
4 cle trent richardson rb alabama cle trent richardson rb alabama
5 tb morris claiborne cb lsu tb luke kuechly lb bc
6 stl justin blackmon wr ok st stl justin blackmon wr ok st
7 jac fletcher cox dt mississippi state jac stephon gilmore cb sc
8 mia ryan tanenhill qb texas a&m mia ryan tanenhill qb texas a&m
9 car michael floyd wr notre dame car fletcher cox dt mississippi state
10 buf Quinton Coples de unc buf Matt Kalil ot usc
11 kc david decastro og stanford kc dontari poe dt memphis
12 sea luke kuechly lb bc sea Quinton Coples de unc
13 ari reilley reiff ot iowa ari michael floyd wr notre dame
14 dal stephon gilmore cb sc dal mark barron s alabama
15 phi dontari poe dt memphis phi melvin ingram de sc
16 nyj mark barron s alabama nyj david decastro og stanford
17 cin dre kirkpatrick cb alabama cin dre kirkpatrick cb alabama
18 sd courtney upshaw olb alabama sd whitney mercilus de/olb illinois
19 chi janoris jenkins cb north alabama chi reilley reiff ot iowa
20 ten michael brockers dt lsu ten chandler jones de syracuse
21 cin cordy glenn og/ot georgia cin cordy glenn og/ot georgia
22 cle melvin ingram de sc cle stephen hill wr georgia tech
23 det chandler jones de syracuse det courtney upshaw LB alabama
24 pit donta hightower ilb alabama pit donta hightower ilb alabama
25 den devon still dt penn st den michael brockers dt lsu
26 hou kendall wright wr Baylor hou Jonathan Martin LT stanford
27 ne whitney mercilus de/olb illinois ne kendall reyes dt uconn
28 gb kendall reyes dt uconn gb shea mcclellin lb Boise st.
29 bal peter konz c wisconsin bal peter konz c wisconsin
30 sf Amini Silatolu og fsu sf Reuben Randle wr LSU
31 ne stephen hill wr georgia tech ne harrison smith S notre dam
32 nyg doug martin rb boise state nyg doug martin rb boise state

SomePeopleThink I Broke too Much Stuff

I broke a lot of stuff.

I feel pretty bad about it, and pretty weird that my immediate response to this loss was to destroy a lot of stuff. Like A LOT of stuff. I dont know what to say, maybe I’m just passionate to a fault. That’s certainly a reasonable assessment of the facts. My roommates were pretty pissed at me, that was also and is pretty reasonable. I really fucked a lot of shit up. Nothing irreplaceable, but definitely enough to get noticed by anyone in the area. I probably broke my hand again too. I didn’t used to do this. I swear I used to just sit in my room quietly and torture myself by watching postgame coverage, but I didn’t this time. I had to throw my freaking remote through the wall. I really spend a good half hour destroying stuff. My roommates let me just tire myself out, which was probably the best move. I was just too angry and unreasonable for rational, people to talk to. I’m probably loosing some money on my security deposit when I look at it as a partial observer. I mean there is no way I should get away with this. My apartment is on my second floor, and my neighbor were peering at me while I was hucking beer bottles and chairs into their back yard. I’ll probably be on youtube under something like: “insane Pats fan crazy after team loses” by the end of the day. They deserve to be pretty angry at me right now, this isn’t how adults generally act. I like say that when I’m out at 3PM getting drunk and partying on a Saturday, but I mean it then as a positive. Now I just feel sorry for myself. I woke up at 4:30 this morning and just couldn’t go back to sleep. I laid in my bed, ice grilling the ceiling for like 3 hours, thinking about how I am going to fix the sheetrock. I accidentally put my hand through that. I really don’t want to talk about the game. Frankly I don’t remember enough about it to have a lucid conversation about it. By the third quarter I was so nervous, I was taking shots just about ever possession. My roommates really took it in stride, I really have to thank them for that. That said I’m not sure if my neighbors will however. I think one might have a kid. I’d be scared if I was that kid. I mean there were tables, chairs, and cinderblocks flying off my porch, what logical person wouldn’t be scared? And I’m not even hungover either, thats the weird part. I’m totally burt out for the game, and I’m furious and in straight depress-mode from the loss, but I’m not even hungover. I was drinking a lot, and if you know me you know I’m the most miserable person on Satudays and Sundays. It’s just crazy that I went this wild. I think it all stems from how spoiled as a sports fan I am. From Syracuse to the Bruins last year, I’ve just had an incredibly successful sports career. I’m just terrified that it’s not going to continue. The other worst part is that I made this stupid fucking bet with my Giants fan friend that the loser has to go see Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance by themselves. What a dumb fucking bet. Like what kind of cocky asshole would agree to a fucking bet like that, hu? And I need to write a review of it too, thats the other part. I need to write a 500 word review of that fucking movie. What a freaking moran I am. Like seeing Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance alone ever got anyone laid. Fuck me (but actually dont because I’m seeing Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance by myself on opening night). My head hurts also. No idea what happened there. I woke up this morning and stepped on huge piece of destroyed remote control, that really made it real for me. Then I noticed the empty bottle of Knob Creek in my recycling, I dont remember finishing that. Ya, thats right I recycle. Anyway I don’t want to get too sorry for myself because frankly I’m doing much better than I was in 2007. No hangover, no papers to write, no living in a New York city, no potential perfect season shattered. Those three right there make my life about 80% easier. That said I should probably go deal with my destruction, I have a table, gatorade jug, 15 bottles, 6 bags of trash, a remote, pieces of a broom, a cinderblock, 3 chairs and about 50 cigarette butts to pick up.

-pif

 

SomePeopleThink This Guy Might Actually Have Pumped Up Kicks

SomePeopleThink the robot is just the bailout for white people when they get pressured into the middle of the dance circle. SomePeopleThink dubstep sounds like a person beating the shit out of a Sega Genesis with the volume turned up on high. SomePeopleThink its great to dance to.  SomePeopleThink slow motion doesn’t exist. SomePeopleThink America will happily pretend to not understand the lyrics of a song about a kid plotting a terrible school shooting because the beat is just so irresistibly catchy…. This guy is not some people.

Watch until at least the 2:30 minute mark

SomePeopleThink Mario Should Just Say F it

In life, it’s important to give props where props are due… and the video below, about Mario and Luigi and the stupid shit they have to deal with because of Princess Peach, deserves a lot of respect.

Told you so... Shout out to Pisani for this

And sure, I could tie in the fact that I’m going as a sexy ass Luigi this year for Halloween. And sure I could also mention that I rocked the shit outta that outfit as a college freshman, but I would deem that stuff as pointless. I will refrain from including that super cool information in this post.

But yea, this is one of the best single-actor, single-camera skits I have ever seen on YouTube… or anywhere for that matter. The star of this video is Kain Carter, a hopeful comedian, whose YouTube channel is known as HotDamnIRock.

Specifically, I want to call out his acting. It’s pretty fucking legit. Sure the introduction is hilarious (most of his videos are him talking about absurd ideas and issues, I encourage you check those out as well), but the real gold is after the 1:13 mark.

SomePeopleThink Tim Tebow Is Proof That The NFL Media Sucks… as if any were needed

SomePeopleThink Tim Tebow is the golden boy. SomePeopleThink he is a guaranteed first round bust. SomePeopleThink if you’ve already put him in either of those categories you’re a moron.

It’s not easy knowing more about the NFL than almost everyone in the world (only almost since Jon Gruden is still alive). I recognize that its easier for the NFL Media to overkill one story to appease the wide population of NFL fans, aka America. This provide basic banter and hedlines for easy passing conversation. For NFL Junkies like me – it isn’t nearly enough, and it’s surely tiring  to watch ESPN dedicate 3 nightly segments per SportsCenter discussing the same ‘stories’ opposed to the comprehensive NFL coverage dorks like myself truly crave… and I know I am not alone. (NFL Network isn’t far behind…)

But amongst what has been maybe the most unique NFL offeseason in several decades, filled with what would be an endless pipeline of NFL stories for any half savvy NFL beat writer, we are stuck hearing about essentially the same 2 story lines all month. The ‘Dream Team’ (the only thing Vince Young will ever leave in the record books) and Tim Tebow Watch. I refuse to waste my time writing about the Eagles. So heres 10 reasons why this Tim Tebow coverage needs to end:

1) He has started 3 NFL games in his life. He went 1-2 with 5 TDs, 3 INTs and over 600 yards. That says a whole lot of nothing – good or bad.

2) He was drafted as a minimum of a two year developmental project. Anyone who has half a memory of  the 2010 NFL Draft surely remembers that he was drafted as a very raw talent, with immense upside, who would need several years of coaching and learning to become NFL ready. Across the board.

3) He has had 1 and a quarter offeseasons to prepare and learn the pro-level game. (mind you under two different head coaches, and two very different offensive philosophies)

4) He was drafted for his character, leadership, and work ethic tethered with great physical tools. Never was the possibility of him becoming an immediate starter, despite what the media has deemed the current expectation.

5) He is not a true pocket passer. Nor is Michael Vick, Aaron Rodgers, or Ben Roethlisberger. You can design offensive schemes around your offensive leader,  the Broncos would be wise to do so rather than fitting him into their mold.

6) All of this debate is about what was the 2nd to last worst team in the NFL next year. They are no where close to winning this year anyways. Who cares if they have to  chalk up a season to fostering his growth…

7) He is Tim Tebow. A money making machine. Just having him on the team makes the Broncos money – he pays for his own salary with his revenue draw. Running a franchise is business too.

8 ) Remember when he scored 6 running touchdowns last season in limited playing time.  Only 3 less than Vick in a fraction of the playing time. The same number as Steven Jackson, and one more than Mojo did last season. That’s interesting.

9) His ‘lack of QB accumen’ is based on primarily spectators watching the first two weeks of training camp after a 6 month lockout and a handful of preseason passing plays.

10) There are 31 other teams in the league. Each filled with interesting players and back stories. SomePeopleThink SportsCenter could spare a segment or two on them.

 

“SOMEPEOPLETHINK” This Is My Other, Other Benz Blog

I started another blog to update the world at large of my Brooklyn community. Well, one individual in particular that is imperative to our collective safety, quality of living and amusement. See it and enjoy here:

http://fatjewishguystandinginthesamespotinbrooklyn.wordpress.com

shmek

Death to SPT?

We haven’t posted in awhile. This I know. This we all know. But I promise it is not to death to SPT. Not on my watch. There are things in this world I will fight to keep alive, and this is one of them. In honor of our nondeath, I proclaim death to other things.

DEATH TO VAGUEBOOKING

"I hate Thursdays."

Vaguebooking, if you’re unfamiliar with it, is the act of posting vague things on your facebook in attempt to elicit sympathy. “Long day, I need the weekend,” “I just need one break,” “Worse day ever!!” and anything involving “FML” are all good examples. I’d rather see any humblebrag of minor celebrity run-ins or pictures of delicious looking food any day than Vaguebooking. So Death to Vaguebooking!!

DEATH TO THE NFL LOCKOUT

I never was a huge NFL fan, but I’m glad this lockout is over. Mainly so people will stop talking about it. But also because the sport is great and so many people love it. GO RAIDERS and Death To The Lockout!

DEATH TO GOOGLE+

Let’s all admit it: Google+ was a cool idea and seemed really cool when it came out. But now? It’s just another social media site we all don’t want to update along with our other 2, 3, 4, or however many else you have. It’s cool and all, but I think it’s done. Death To Google+!

DEATH TO HIPSTERDOM

"I don't believe in dentistry or paying taxes"

We get it. You bought into the counterculture culture of counterculturedom to show you have your own culture. You like your lensless clear Ray-Bans. You like Band X and Band Y and this and that and whatever else we all know about Hipsters. It’s time for the next trend. Really. I can only hope it involves something stripper chic and tennis visors. Death to Hipsterdom!

DEATH TO WOMEN’S SPORTS HATERDOM

As the Women’s World Cup proved, Women’s sports can be interesting and entertaining. I think we all agree they’re not the same as the big boy sports (ones with dudes) but they have their own place. Stop hating on them because it’s cool. I admit, I’m minorly guilty of this but fuck it, I endorse women’s sports if only to watch them on mute. Especially women’s beach volleyball (Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh baby!!) Death to Women’s Sports Haterdom!

That’s the list for now. SPT isn’t on it. Because we’re still here.

Continue to enjoy our shit.

shmek

SomePeopleThink This is The Birth Of A Salesman

SomePeopleThink I was fired. Somepeoplethink I quit. Somepeoplethink I was abducted and raped by a traveling Lil’ Wayne Cover Band. My lawyers say I can’t officially make any statements at this time.  But I would like to apologize to my thousands, millions of dedicated followerswho have been anxiously awaiting my return. I have been a wandering nomad for the past two months, living scarcely better than a homeless man. But I am back, and now in the safe and gracious hospitality of RMcbeezy….

The reason for my absence is because of my move across country and the beginning of a new job. The job is a sales position with a startup company called SinglePlatform. I am responsible for the entire sales cycle, and have spent this entire weak trudging through the extreme heat essentially going restaurant to restaurant to pitch my amazing product. In a mere 5 days, I feel like I have learned a great deal of sales pointers that I think would benefit any sales person, and I can 100% assure you that these are tips you won’t find in any other of the 1,000 sales guru’s books…

1)   Glasses – Dark rimmed glasses. They simultaneously make me look nerdy, trustworthy and smart. I could be selling rat poison disguised as breath mints and I would still clean up. I would get only two questions – “Did you invent this?” (because I look so smart) and ‘Oh great, now I will take your whole lot. Will the death of my customers be slow and painful or dashingly quick? It’s not a deal breaker, but I am just curious…” (because I look so trustworthy). Fuck suits. Buy glasses.

2)   Play Dead – Or dying for that matter. Honestly, walking in cool and collected never got me anywhere. Walking in like I was seconds away from passing out from severe heatstroke assures me a cool glass on water, and some genuine facetime with the front house staff, if not a manager whose overly concerned about his insurance rate after patron dies on his property. Them boom, hit them with the pity pitch.

3)   Trendy – Say the wordy trendy as much as possible, and allude to trendy things. It’s flawless. Most everyone has a different definition of it, but every single person wants to be a trendsetter in one way or another. It goes something like this, “Hi my name is Trent (plant the seed), and I work for the modish (highbrow word) W hotels as their consultant (trendy job) to locate the top 20 (exclusive) trendiest spots in the trendy XYZ area …. Done. Sold. Game over. I now am one of the popular kids in highschool and I won’t make eye contact with you when we pass in the halls (don’t actually do that because its just rude) but they are hooked.

4)   iPad – iPads are to adults what sets of keys are to babies. People touch it on instinct, and once contact is made, they enter a methodical daze of brainless interaction. I just face the iPad in front of them as soon as possible. Before they can even yell at me to get the hell out of my restaurant because assume I am some Groupon groupie, hassling them for a deal I just plant a shiny screen in front of their face. It buys me a solid 10 minutes every time. Which is enough time to roofie them with my dazzling pitch. They have bought my ish before they even realize it, except they next day they don’t wake up feeling awful. Wow, I’m creepy.

That’s all I was able to garner in my first few days. Also, that being drenched in pure sweat isn’t as much of a turn off as you’d think, but don’t bank on that one. I will keep them coming in the future as i get more experienced, but this is a solid start. SomePeopleThink  I’ll have a book coming soon, via iPad only obviously.

SomePeopleThink I’m The World’s Worst Blogger

Don't worry Max, I'm sure Piff will blog again soon

Yep, that about says it. I’m like a neglectful father, I start realizing I haven’t been around in a while and that causes me to stay away even more. It’s awful, I know. I’m an absentee blogger, and I’m sorry for that. And I don’t promise I’ll get any better either. I’ll just end up breaking your heart again like Max in Liar Liar. So enjoy me while I’m here, faithful SPT readers.

At any rate I realized recently that somehow I went from listening to almost exclusively hip hop, to mostly electronic music. I don’t know how it started, but having Sirius radio in my new car definitely perpetuated it (especially BPM, get on BPM if you have Sirius). Its bad news for my downstairs neighbors, but good news for anyone who wants some more techno. Below are my most recent and most played songs of the last few weeks. As always I’ve mixed a few old in there as well to keep the balance. Hope you enjoy:

 

Pressure (Alesso Remix) – Nadia Ali, Starkillers & Alex Kenji

Feel It – Ferry Corsten

Call My Name (Spencer Hill Remix) – Sultan Ned & Shepard feat. Nadia Ali

Feel So Close – Calvin Harris

Penguin + ID – Avicci

Forever Is Over (Vibekidz Remix) – Basslovers United 

Starry Eyed (Russ Chimes Radio Edit) – Ellie Goulding

Happy Summer

-Piff

SomePeopleThink Millenials Are Self-Entitled, Demanding, Delusional and Without Work-Ethic…

SomePeople Think We Started a Revolution….

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